Turtle & Canary
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General Information
Turtle & Canary (formerly All and Sundries) is the general store in Fandom. It was co-owned by Turtle Wexler and Calamity Jane Canary, though Turtle is running the store after Jane left.
Services
Turtle & Canary is the one-stop shop for all basic household needs in Fandom. They also have a Squishy Machine that is quite popular.
Layout
Although it doesn't look that big on the outside, Turtle & Canary is just a department store, on a smaller scale. Keeping up with the name, the colour scheme is currently greens and yellows. There are Handwavey Aisles for practically everything. You've got the back room, the office, and the counter areas, which are employees only. The SquishyBot is a tall robot, shaped almost like a really massive robotic person, with arms that can make the Squishies, as well as laser eyes that will follow you. There is also Liz, the robot security dog. There's an apartment above the store where Apu lives, which is kind of pointless, considering he basically lives in the store.
Employees
Current
- Turtle Wexler (co-owner)
- Amber Atkins
- Sokka
- Sora
Former
- Jane Canary (co-owner)
- Joxer
- Cassie Lang
- James P. Sullivan
- Victor von Doom
NPC
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Banned From Store
TBA
History
Blah blah blah All & Sundries. To be filled in later.
The Squishy Machine
On November 4, 2006, Turtle & Canary (at the time called All and Sundries) got a Squishy Machine, courtesy of then-owner Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
On November 13, 2006, Apu and his employees started listing the available Squishy flavors in their posts.
- 11/13/06: Tamarind
- 11/14/06: Pineapple Surprise
- 11/16/06: Tamarand, Red, Shrimp
- 11/18/06: Shrimp
- 11/21/06: Purplesaurus Rex
- 11/24/06: Red, Pumpkin Pie, Gravy
- 11/27/06: Red, Egg Nog, Allspice
- 11/28/06: Red, Pumpkin Spice, Old Spice
- 11/29/06: Blue, Red, Old Spice
- 11/30/06: Red, Snow, Yellow
- 12/01/06: Red, Egg, Nog
- 12/02/06: Red, Red, Red
- 12/03/06: Empty, Red, Rum (store was closed due to Troll Invasion)
- 12/04/06: Red, Sour Apple, Midori Sour
- 12/05/06: Red, Water, Pepsi Clear
- 12/07/06: Red, Black Pudding, Gelatinous Cube
- 12/08/06: Red, Deadly Nightshade, Out of Order
- 12/09/06: Red, Orange Juice, Vodka
- 12/11/06: Purple Stuff, Sunny D, Tenacious D (sign said: "Ran out of red, sorry")
- 12/12/06: Red, Green, Red Green
- 12/13/06: Red, Light Red, Pink
- 12/14/06: Red, Blue Rassberry, Blue Corn
- 12/15/06: Red, Crystal Pepsi, Sugar Water
- 12/18/06: Red, Blood Orange, Kumquat
- 12/19/06: Duck, Duck, Goose (again out of Red)
- 12/20/06: Red, Herbs, and Spices
- 12/21/06: Red, Manishevitz, Gefilte Squishy
- 12/26/06: Red, Mulled Cider, Figgy Pudding
- 12/28/06: Red, Stuffing, Gravy
- 12/29/06: Red, Red, Wine
- 12/30/06: Red, Blue, Magic 8
- 01/03/07: Red, Code Red, Red Heat
- 01/04/07: Red, Blue, Unidentified Shade of Green
- 01/05/07: Red, Moxie, Super Intelligent Shade of Blue
- 01/08/07: Red, Butter, Scotch
- 01/09/07: Red, Egg Salad, Doorknob
- 01/10/07: L.A. Lady, Blue Jean Baby, Red
- 01/11/07: Magnificent Magenta, Vibrant Vermilion, Red
- 01/12/07: Red, Soy Milk, Soy Juice
- 01/13/07: Rhubarb, Watermelon, Applesauce
On January 13, 2007, the Squishy Machine was damaged beyond repair.
- 01/15/07: Out of order
- 01/16/07: Out of Order, Lack of Function, and Like a Someone Broken
- 01/17/07: Defunct, Gerbroken, Red
- 01/18/07: None, Not on Your Life, Not a Euphemism OMG
- 01/20/07: Air, Sailboat Fuel, Whole Lotta Nothin
On January 22, 2007, All and Sundries started selling Squishy flavors over crushed ice.
- 01/22/07: Red, Coke-a-Cola, Water
- 01/23/07: Red, Yellow, Black, and White
- 01/24/07: Pina Colada, Red, Perogi
- 01/25/07: Pie, Red, Pi
- 01/26/07: Red, Cholula, Chupacabra
- 01/27/07: Big N, Little Y, HUGE F'ING Q
On January 29, 2007, Turtle & Canary revealed their new SquishyBot.
- 01/29/07: Red, Neapolitan, Cosmopolitan
- 01/30/07: Red, Roast Beefs, EXUBERANCE! (the exuberance is insubstantial)
- 01/31/07: Bananarama, Oingo Boingo, Red
- 02/01/07: Red, White, Blue
- 02/02/07: Red, Chicken Soup, Tussin
- 02/03/07: Red, Chocolate, Pink Champagne
- 02/05/07: Red, Strawberries, The Flava of Love
- 02/06/07: Red, Cinnamon, Asparagus
- 02/07/07: Watermelon, Red, Maple Syrup
- 02/08/07: Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Red
- 02/09/07: Red, Lemsip, and Jovial Fruit Cocktail
- 02/10/07: Hello, Hello, Hello
- 02/11/07: (Store closed)
- 02/12/07: Red, Caramel, Almond Whorl
- 02/13/07: Loaf of Bread, Jug of Wine, and Thee
- 02/14/07: Red, White, Pink
- 02/15/07: Red, Burning, Purple
- 02/16/07: Red, Sweaty Mayonnaise, and Sausage Fingers
- 02/17/07: Red, Peach, Unauthorized Cinnamon
- 02/19/07: Red, Cooties, Cootie Antidote (in the aftermath of Weetiny Adults Weekend)
Events
TBA
