Toasty

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Toasty is a toaster that was built by Bridge Carson for John Crichton. Since Bridge can't build anything normally, the toaster speaks, but only in rhymes, and he's usually insulting. At the 2005 Christmas pageant, he insulted Jack Bristow, who then took Toasty hostage and interrogated him. This resulted in the Free Toasty movement, and he was eventually released.

He has a boyfriend in the Hip Wiggle Santa, and currently resides in Cambridge, MA.