Bitterwoman
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Made in the 1970s, The Amazing Adventures of Bitterwoman was a popular television series. The number of episodes in syndication means that at least one episode is airing at all times. This has led to Bitterwoman gaining a large following among Fandom High students.
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Series Outline
Bitterwoman is bitter and kicks ass.
Characters
Cathy Carter/Bitterwoman
Bitterwoman, wears glasses in her canonically secret identity, pet cat Fluffykins. Enemies include Lioness and her Pride of Evil.
Armed with magic whip. Is very bitter.
Howard
Dark-haired Marine, tall, older, Texan, supposedly in love with Cathy Carter/Bitterwoman, muscular, former FBI agent, diabetic in canon, short hair, blue eyes.
Trevor
Younger, eager young newspaper reporter, Californian, blonde, Harvard grad, unappreciated for his research efforts, wears brightly-colored shirts, loves baked goods, 5 ft 11 in, brown eyes.
Episodes
Season One
Season Two
Trivia
- Fandom High alumni Logan Echolls' mother once played a background character on an episode.
Theme Song
Bitterwoman!
Bitterwoman!
All the world is waiting on you,
For they fear your PMS,
And if anyone might,
Say your top's too tight,
Then you'll beat them black and blue!
Bitterwoman!
Bitterwoman!
Now the crims they run from you,
'cause they know what you might do.
With whip and heels,
Ignoring their appeals,
Think their white lies are the truth?
Bitterwoman!
Stay the hell away from
Bitterwoman!
We all quake when you are stressed,
And are quite happy to attest,
You're a sight to behold,
When you begin to scold,
Stop the brawls,
You own their [static]!
Bitterwoman!
Bitterwoman!
Why are you so bitter?
Bitterwoman!
Meta
Bitterwoman is a meta-ing of the 1976 television series Wonder Woman.
