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"Because the main reason ye all be tuned in tonight is t'find out what be goin' on all over town. Don't ye be frettin'. The Pirate be knowin' all. That be why the Pirate be currently covered in crosses 'n holy water. I might look like a stupid bastard, I be not a stupid bastard.

Rory be preparin' fer a lovely night out wit' Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny when Angelus be comin' into my house 'n bitin' her almost t'death. While bein' snarky. The fiend. Logan-who-be-bunny be comin' home as well and be just as excited by what he be findin' as ye can imagine. Then Angelus be tryin' to turn Logan into a vampire. Not a bunny. A VAMPIRE. He would've succeeded, too, if it weren't fer those meddlin' kids, God bless 'em, over at Aziraphale's shop. After Professor Maclay be puttin' the whammy on Angelus, she be headin' home with Shane.

Marty be thar fer a while before headin' out of the shop and runnin' into Professor Drusilla. Who be not excited about what they be gettin' up to in thar. And who also be a vampire. Holy shit. At the end o' the night, the score be Marty 1, Crazy Squid Lady 0. But barely. Belthazor also be not happy about what they be up to, either. Crowley be thar to stop him. Thar be all manner of fireball throwin' and scary shape-shiftin' goin' on. And Phoebe, who be gettin' a vision that Belthazor be in danger, be sendin', um, Beka 'n Piper to help. Who as far as I be aware, be neither able t'shapeshift or to throw fireballs. So points fer bravery t'the both of 'em. But points fer some willfull stupidity as well. That fight be endin' Crowley 1, Belthazor makin' a smokin' crater in the park.

So Angelus be runnin' to the forest, as ye will, and he be runnin' into Dean Bristow, as ye do. He be callin' himself Angel now. Angelus. Not Dean Bristow. But if he be wantin' t'be called Angel, too, more power t'him. The Dean be promisin' that Angelus-Angel-person-thing be protected on campus, and be droppin' him at the dorms. Angelus-Angel-person-thing be collapsin' against Crichton's door, where he 'n Aeryn be reactin' as you would to a pukin', guilt-ridden, bleedin'-all-over-the-place, newly souled vampire. Not very happily.

Speakin' o' bleedin' all over the place, Jake 'n Krycek be comin' back to my house where Rory 'n Logan be, well, bleedin' all over the place. They be takin' Rory to the clinic, where Marty be headed as well, and Logan be headin' out after Angelus. While still bleedin' all over the place. He be gettin' as far as Xander, Angelus's roommate, before finally goin' to the clinic. Krycek 'n Jake be havin' a bit of a meltdown comin' back from the clinic, as ye might imagine, and Quinn, who were in the clinic gettin' her hand looked at when all the drama be beginnin', be holdin' court in a common room to tell everyone her tale."

- Barbossa, Pirate Radio, November 18, 2005